BTLG - That's My Italian Flirt - Seborga x Reader

“Ahhhhhhhhhhh”

 

You woke up with the sensation of falling.

The weirdest thing was that there actually was a high pitched gale force wind blowing against your face.

Very confused and a bit scared you struggled to open your eyes but the wind kept it shut. Finally managing to open them, you found out that you were not only falling but falling into a black ocean much like the pit when you fell into the mirror.

“AHHHHHHHHHHHH!” you screamed as you hit the water HARD!!

The wind was knocked right out of you even though you landed on your feet.

You didn’t know which way was up or down just the chilling blackness that blanketed you. The darkness in a way was devouring you… your memories. The memories seemed to be leaking out from your brain into the water. They looked like shiny bubbles that reflected your previous memories of your life past. You struggled to catch these bubbles but they all seemed to be just out of your reach. You became frustrated and started to propel yourself forward.

As you did this, you became aware that your body needed oxygen. Your throat was screeching for air. You cried tears that melted into the water.

‘Is this the way I am going to die?’ resonated throughout your mind.

As if you affirm that thought, your memory bubbles swiftly disappeared to the abyss in the blink of your eye.

‘I n-need to breathe! I need air…. I don’t want to die-‘ Your thought ended abruptly as you finally closed your eyes and waited for death to claim you.

 

~~~~~~~Timeskip Of Seborga Wearing Nothing Except the Pink Inner Tube around his *cough* spot~~~

 

Seborga was walking along the beach enjoying the warm sunlight. He had his pink inner tube with him to help him pickup girls (pfft as if that would work). Though he was on the lookout for girls, there weren’t any –or rather any people hanging out at this part of the beach today. So instead of bailing this attractive section of beach, he decided to take a walk and admire the beauty of nature.

But what he didn’t expect from his nature walk was you.

You were floating about thirty yards out from the shoreline and unconscious.

Valentino stared at you in disbelief. He said, “My God she-a looks like she-a is in trouble!” and thought why would a girl like you be knocked out IN the ocean? Was it possible you dove in and accidentally hit yourself in the head with the sharp rocks along the shoreline? As he was thinking this a wave crashed against you and once again pulled you underwater. When he saw this, he (finally) decided to take action.

“Hold on bella I shall-a save you!”

He jumped into the cold water. Swimming with his inner tube, he reached you in no time.

Your body thankfully was pushed to the surface again thus allowing Seborga to spot you. Upon reaching you, he held you in his arms and put your head and upper torso through the tube. Holding onto you and the tube, he swam back to shore.

He quickly took the tube off of you and gently laid you on the sand.

Hair was covering your face and he gingerly took it away and saw your features. You were the prettiest girl he had ever seen! All other girls he used to chase disappeared from his mind as he looked at you.

Sadly the moment was short lived when you miraculously coughed out water onto his face. Your body then took many deep breaths. After having your fill of air, you wondered how did you survive. Looking to the right side of you, you saw a blurry image of a man.

Trying to adjust your eyes, you saw the man rubbing his face from water (that you coughed into his face XD ). When your eyes finally cleared, you were so baffled that you still thought you were dead.

Right in front of you was Valentino Vargas. His adorable face was drenched with water but still looked wonderful. His pale skin was smooth much like a child’s while his light brown hair was shining from the sunlight. You looked a bit more to the left to find his angular curl and wished you could pull hard on it to see his blushing face. Trying to ignore this urge, you looked to his eyes. They bedazzled you. His light green eyes were glowing like cats eyes and stared back at you when he cried:

“Eww! You spit water all over me!”

You looked to him in confusion. “What?”

He was still wiping his face from the water on it and replied, “You threw up water all over me when you woke up!” He gave a pout.

You listened to him and couldn’t help but laugh.

“What? What so funny?”

You were still giggling when you responded, “You *hehe* look so *giggle* cute~! I love your *snort* pout!” You came closer to his face and touched the tip of his nose and smiled.

He on the other hand was rather lost on what just happened but when you called him cute, he blushed. Then gaining his confidence back he asked, “Since I saved your life, can I get a kiss?” He puckered his lips.

You deviously grinned and replied, “Sure~!”

Inwardly, he thought, ‘Score! My first kiss with a girl! And a HOT one at that!*imaginary fistpump*’

As you leaned closer you thought, ‘Hehe I am soooo gonna tease him…’ When you were close enough to his face you dove to the side and kissed his cheek and pulled away quickly.

Valentino was more than disappointed. He wanted that kiss! He thought, ‘I want that kiss and gosh darnit I shall have it!’

You were so amused with his pouting face. You smiled and said, “Aww don’t be sad! You have to earn that kiss, not try to make a pass at me like all the other girls Valentino~”

Valentino was about to say, “Hey no fair I don’t make a pass to all the girls!” when he realized you said his name without him telling you. He stared at you bewildered.

You looked to him and noticed his mood shift. “W-what? You okay?”

He shook his head and asked, “B-bella, how do you-a know my name? Are you from around here?”

You were about to laugh when you realized you accidentally said his name. ‘That wasn’t smart! Now I have to lie where I come from which is-‘ You stopped in mid-thought as a tidal wave of emotion hit you.

You remembered back when you almost died and how you lost your memories. You felt like you were being torn from inside your head. You looked down and strongly wanted to cry.

“Bella? All I asked was how did you know my name and where you are from; its not like I insulted you.. did I?!” He immediately started freaking out. “Oh I’m sorry are you homeless!? You are aren’t you! I am so not cool! Here let me take you to my house!”

Now it was your turn to be baffled. “What?” And you were soon grabbed by the hand and rushed to Seborga’s house.

 

 

You were sitting on top of Valentino’s kitchen countertop. How did you end up here? Well let me explain:

As Seborga practically dragged you to his house, he grabbed you by the waist and set you on top of the countertop. Then he asked-no-INSISTED on making you dinner. You meanwhile were much disoriented on what the hell just happened, so you sat there.

Valentino was busy getting all the ingredients he needed and expertly maneuvered around you when he was cooking.

Your mind finally processed what happened on the beach and you blurted, “I- I’m not homeless!”

Valentino briefly paused from his cooking and looked to you. “If that’s true, they why did you hesitate to answer me, bella?”

You stared at him. How could you explain that you had a near death experience and magically lost nearly all your memories. Before you can come up with some sort of lie/half-truth, Valentino continued, “Plus how did you know my name? You never answered my question.”

You felt sweat start to form on the back of your knees. “Hehe well erm… I kinda read all about you from a blog..”

He whipped around to you very (emphasize that three fold) interested. “A blog? What sort of blog?”

‘It’s not a lie if I say a part truth, right?’    

“Hmm… it’s a blog that describes you, your personality, your looks…”

He added another dash of garlic into the pan. “My looks?” Then in a loud voice he continued, “Did they describe how devilishly handsome I am? They must have because you-a obviously recognized me quickly!”

You looked away. ‘Grr for him being so darn cute or else I would have hit him..’ Wanting to surprise him you replied, “Oh did I forget to mention that it stated you are a country?”

“All the more reason why you noticed me~” he responded unfazed. (Trolololol)

‘What the- how is he not freaking out that I know his identity? Meh must be his passive, carefree thing’, you thought.

For a few minutes there was silence between the both of you. Wondering what he was cooking, you hopped down from the counter and sneakily went behind him. “So what you makin?” you said from behind his shoulder.

He jumped in fright. ”Ah bella you scared me!” Like a child he kept on complaining how his soul almost shot out of him. To shut him up, you kissed the side of his mouth and said:

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to scare you, I just wanted to see what you were making.” You walked away.

He was more than a little pink from your almost-to-his-mouth-kiss. To retaliate, his hand whooshed toward your butt to smack it. Thankfully you already hopped back onto the countertop thus avoiding this buttsmack.

When he missed, the force of his hand was so strong that his hand smacked his face and left a mark. “Owww!”

Turning around, you looked at him questioningly. “What are you doing?” You looked to the red mark on his head. “Why did you smack yourself on the head?”

Valentino at this time was more than a little embarrassed. Not knowing what else to do, he turned back to his cooking, hurriedly said, “Nothing!”

You raised your eyebrow but didn’t push for more answers.

 

~~~~Timeskip Of Valentino Wants To Smack Your Booty *Perverted Mind*~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

Valentino finally served dinner after he was done cooking. You asked to help him but again he refuted it and insisted he do all the work.

Shrugging you sat at the dining table and looked at the food in front of you.

It was anchovies fried with a light covering of egg, parmesan cheese, garlic and herbs.

Normally fish didn’t look appetizing to you but surprisingly this was the exception.

“You like?”

You looked back up toward Valentino who was already sitting in his chair looking to you. “I was just thinking how this looks pretty good”

He smiled. “It tastes a-good too~! Come on try it!”

“Okay…” You grabbed your fork into an anchovy and brought it to your mouth.

It tasted a bit briny but it tasted great with the egg and garlic added to it. You gave a pleased sound and Valentino was happy.

Dinner continued with him asking you questions and you did the same. You finally gave him your name and he stated, “Your name is fit for a principessa.” You looked down and blushed.

Both of you finished dinner when he asked you the question that made your stomach drop. “Why were you in the water, ______?”

You rather not relive that horrible moment so you evaded the question. “I uh forgot. Umm can I have a change of clothes? I feel like I still smell like seaweed.”

More than delighted to make you happy, he rose up from the table and led you to a room.

You looked to him in wonder. “Why am I in a room?”

“It’s for you principessa!” You stepped into the room in awe. All around you were blues and whites. The room had light blue walls and white fluffy carpeting. From the desk to the bedcovers all consisted his nation’s colors. What you admired most was the fact his nation’s flag hung above the desk across from the bed.

You turned around at him feeling very grateful when he said, “Oh I almost forgot! There are-a some spare clothes in the dresser and in the closet. Pick what you-a like but some shirts may be too big for-umpf!”

You launched yourself at him as he caught you in his arms. You pressed your face into his shoulder and in a slightly muffled voice said, “Thank you, Val…for all this. For saving me.”

He put his head down to your own shoulder and whispered, “Anything for you ______, mia bella ragazza.”

You were sure he called you, ‘My pretty girl’ and you grinned. Not wanting the moment to last too long to become awkward, you pulled away and gave the excuse that you needed to change and sleep.

Seborga nodded in agreement but not before rushing to you and kissing you full on the lips!

You gave a surprised squeak ! Valentino hurriedly bid you “Goodnight!” and shut the door.

You wanted to chase after him to smack him for making a pass at you; but instead you touched your lips and gave a soft smile.

You took a shower, put on some new clothes (which were much too big for you), and laid down into the plush bed.

You looked up to the ceiling with so much happiness, you felt as if you can explode. You could not believe that this other world and your love were actually real or even that your wish from that mysterious mirror came true!

But as you lay there, you remembered that you were slowly forgetting your old life and the people, but more importantly your parents, you left behind in your own dimension.

Now all that concerned your mind was “Why am I forgetting them?...”

“…And how do I get back home?”